Sam Heughan memes
1. We’re trying. Really!
2. There is a filthy joke to be made about a bejeweled crown, but we’re too classy to make it here
3. Sam, come back!
4. Only the finest woven boyfriend material, naturally
5. See also: Fans to Sam Heughan at the end of literally every Outlander episode ever
6. Lies, we all asked for this
7. We’re just going to resubmit this every single year, thanks
8. Listen, there are worse things to have than high standards
9. Sam Heughan gave us life in Star Force
10. It does feel great when that happens
11. We will drink to Sam Heughan’s genes, thank you
12. Really, is this too much to ask?
13. Where can we get a fainting couch?
14. Yes. The history of Sam Heughan’s perfection
15. If Sam Heughan has to fight it out with Regé-Jean Page to be the new James Bond, we’ll allow it. And we will watch with rapt attention
16. Sam Heughan is dreamy while dreaming
17. OK, so Sam Heughan is also dreamy just…all the time. Especially when he’s shirtless
18. Hygiene is very important, you guys
19. Heat waves got us like…
20. This Sam Heughan meme may find its way into a Taylor Swift song someday
21. This is quite true
22. And every day is National Sam Heughan Appreciation Day
23. Move over, Ryan Gosling! The Internet has a new boyfriend
24. Everything about Sam Heughan eating a sandwich with utensils is delicious
25. Bottoms up!
Next, get your first look at the new Outlander book, Go Tell the Bees That I Am Gone.