150 Funny Halloween Instagram Captions To Get All The Likes

Whether you’re posting shots of your candy haul, hilarious pumpkin faces, creepy yard decor or your DIY Halloween outfit, we’ve got the best Halloween IG captions to share with your friends and fam. From captions for selfies and group pics to movie quotes and song lyrics, we’ve got the best ideas for captions here! Spend less time thinking and more time trick or treating with these 150 funny Instagram caption ideas that will help you put the “ha” in Halloween.

Punny Halloween Instagram Captions

1. Ghouls just wanna have fun
2. Witch, please
3. #SquadGhouls
4. Just creepin’ it real
5. No tricks, just treats
6. Basic Witch
7. Witch better have my candy
8. You better work, witch
9. Have a spooktacular night
10. Let the gourd times roll
11. Swish swish, witch
12. Hello, bootiful
13. Oh my gourd!
14. Keep calm and scare on
15. Go big or gourd home
16. Boo Crew
17. Boo-ya!
18. Mean Ghouls
19. It’s going to be a boo-tiful night
20. Ready, set, ghoul!
21. The haunt is on
22. Just here for the boos
23. Cheers, witches!
24. Fangtastic
25. Resting witch face
26. Too ghoul for school
27. Happy Hallow-scream
28. Let’s do the Monster Mash!
29. Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere
30. I’m the ghost-ess with the mostest
31. You’ve got me under your spell
32. Trick or treat yo’ self
33. CREAM: Costumes Rule Everything Around Me
34. Ghouls rule and boys drool
35. Absolutely fa-boo-lous
36. Queen of the Screams
37. Bad to the bones
38. Shake your BOOty
39. Who run the world? Ghouls
40. Bow down, witches
41. Send boos
42. Bugs and hisses, witches!
43. You’re freaking meowt
44. You make me batty. 45. I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
45. If you’ve got it, haunt it

Best Halloween Captions from Movies (and Plays)

There’s nothing like a scary movie to set the scene for Halloween. These are our favorite Halloween quotes from plays and movies—each one makes a perfect Instagram caption! 47. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” - Hocus Pocus 48. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” - Hocus Pocus 49. “I’m a mouse, duh.” - Mean Girls 50. “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” - The Nightmare Before Christmas 51. “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” The Nightmare Before Christmas 52. “Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” - Child’s Play 53. “I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” - Beetlejuice 54. “Never trust the living.” - Beetlejuice 55. “It’s showtime!” - Beetlejuice 56. “Where my ghouls at?” - Monster High 57. “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” - Halloween 58. “Double, double, toil and trouble.” - Macbeth 59. “Something wicked this way comes.” - Macbeth 60. “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” - It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown 61. “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” - The Addams Family 62. “Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” - Corpse Bride 63. “These people have been reading too much Stephen King.” - Double, Double Toil and Trouble 64. “Cross your heart… hope to die… stick a needle in your eye, shake your bottom if you got ’em.” - Double, Double Toil and Trouble 65. “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” - Halloweentown 66. “You can’t tell what’s in a monster’s heart just by looking at ’em. I mean, sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest.” - Halloweentown 67. “Grandma hasn’t taught me how to fly yet!” - Halloweentown 68. “Wastrel youth of benighted hours, be thee vanquished by my powers!” - Halloweentown 69. “My neighbors disappear sometimes too. It’s called moving.” - Halloweentown 70. “Mortals see, mortals do.” - Halloweentown

Halloween Instagram Captions from Song Lyrics

71. “Baby, it’s Halloween, and we can be anything.” - Phoebe Bridgers
72. “Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?” - Danny Elfman
73. “Life’s no fun without a good scare.” - Danny Elfman
74. “I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.” - Danny Elfman
75. “It’s close to midnight. Something evil’s lurkin’ in the dark.” - Michael Jackson
76. “You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, you’re paralyzed.” - Michael Jackson
77. “From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom where the vampires feast.” - Bobby Pickett
78. “The ghouls all came from their humble abodes.” - Bobby Pickett
79. “The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.” - Bobby Pickett
80. “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” - John Debney
81. “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, spooky scary.” - 30 Rock
82. “Tonight all the monsters gonna dance.” - China Anne McClain
83. “I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.” - Taylor Swift

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

84. Becky, look at her bat 85. We’ll bring the haunted house down 86. Every day is Halloween!  87. Ready to spookify 88. And to all a good (fight) night 89. Beware: scroll at your own risk 90. I ain’t afraid of no ghost

Halloween Instagram Captions for Selfies

91. Feeling gourdgeous
92. Being my own boo
93. Channeling my inner Halloqueen
94. Getting ready for a skeleton of fun!
95. Talk about a magical transformation
96. Might be a zombie tomorrow
97. About to bewitch you
98. Planning my disguise
99. IDK guys, I’m considering getting fangs
100. Ready to bat my eyelashes this Halloween
101. Eerie is my middle name
102. Feeling hexy

Halloween Instagram Captions for Group of Friends

103. Ready for the most epic Halloweekend!
104. Boo crew, unite!
105. We might not be dressed up as the Avengers, but these are my heroes
106. Forget trick-or-treating, we’re sweet enough as is
107. I never go anywhere without my ghouls
108. This is one major monster mash up
109. On our way to hang with Jason
110. We’re bad to the boone
111. If you want to meet up with us, just caul(dron)
112. We came, we (chain)saw, we conquered
113. Howling with laughter all night long
114. Line up your broomsticks

Halloween Instagram Captions for Family Pictures

115. We may not be the Addams family, but we’re pretty close
116. Look out, this year we’re all about scary costumes and bringing a new meaning to blood relatives
117. Mummy’s in charge
118. Another ordinary day with monsters in my house
119. We’re basically the Sanderson sisters
120. Home is where the haunted house is
121. Tonight’s read is No More Mummies Jumping on the Bed

Couple Halloween Instagram Caption Ideas

122. My forever boo
123. Hersheys aren’t the only kisses I’ll get this Halloween
124. I bring the sweet, he brings the ghoul
125. My favorite pumpkin
126. The Gomez to my Morticia
127. You could say they’re bewitched
128. Forget roses and perfect pics, for my dream Halloween date, bring on the horror flicks
129. Happily ever cadaver

Halloween-Related Instagram Caption Ideas

130. Can’t wait to scroll through the social scaries
131. Spooky photo dump coming in hot
132. Couldn’t think of a caption, so mummy’s the word
133. I’m just looking for a chill night, not looking for any double, double toil and trouble
134. Have a great fright night!
135. As Halloween-Taylor would say, karma is a black cat
136. Tonight will be anything but booring
137. Ready to put the boogie in boogeyman
138. I’ll be like an apparition by how quickly I pass through these parties
139. Although the night’s been spooky, it’s been ghostly fun
140. Yeah, you could say I’m a big phantom of Halloween
141. Clear eyes, full hearts, full moon, can’t lose
142. Snap, cackle and pop
143. Where’s Jamie Lee Curtis when you need her?
144. Going batty
145. About to have a bloody good time
146. Trying to avoid Michael Myers
147. Horror movie marathons and Reeses are screaming my name
148. As Meghan Trainor would say, my costume made you look
149. Going to be handing out candy like it’s my job
150. Already plotting next year’s Halloween celebrations Up next: 20 Scariest Horror Movies to Binge-Watch on Netflix Right Now