From animal-themed puns like, “I wanna give you koala my heart,” to food-themed ones like, “I donut know what I’d do without you,” there are Valentine’s Day jokes and Valentine’s puns for every situation. So no matter if you want to use one to caption a cute photo of you and your crush on Instagram, write a silly card to give your significant other, or you need to figure out what to text someone special—you can’t go wrong with these 100 Valentine Day puns. And while some of these puns may seem a little cheesy, the person you decide to send one to will love it a waffle lot—trust us. Check out the list below and see which ones get you giggling.
100 Valentine’s Day Puns
- You’ve got a pizza my heart.
- I can’t bear to be without you.
- You whisk me off my feet.
- I love you like no otter.
- You’re dino-mite!
- I wanna give you koala my heart.
- You are o-fish-ally my favorite person.
- You are purr-fect for me!
- Words can’t espresso how much I love you.
- Brie mine, Valentine.
- I like you a latte.
- We make a great pear.
- I’m not lion…I think you’re great!
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- I’m not kitten around, I love you.
- You’re a hole-in-one!
- Don’t make me wine, be my Valentine!
- I’m bananas over you!
- You’re the King (Queen) of my heart!
- You’re a whole lotto fun!
- Will you bee mine?
- You’re all that and dim sum.
- I love you a whole watt.
- You’re soda-lightful, cutie!
- You guac my world!
- I ap-peach-iate you.
- I’m hoppy you’re mine.
- We mermaid for each other!
- You’re just plane awesome!
- Love you meow and forever.
- You make my heart skip a beat!
- I find you ribbiting.
- You’re one in a melon.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
- You’re a great catch!
- Have I told you reese-ently that I love you?
- You octopi my thoughts!
- I have so mushroom in my heart for you!
- My heart is gushing. I lava you.
- I woof you!
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly!
- You are beyond measure!
- You’re the loaf of my life.
- I’m cocoa-nuts about you!
- Yoda best, Valentine.
- You make me Snicker.
- You make me melt.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart!
- Pie like you very much!
- I mustache you a question…Will you be my Valentine?
- I’m feline an attraction between you and I.
- I’m hooked on you!
- You color my world!
- I’m sew into you.
- I donut know what I’d do without you.
- Will you be my tweetheart?
- Honey, you’re un-bee-lievable!
- I cherry-ish you.
- You’re outta this world, Valentine!
- Muffin can ever come between us.
- Olive you.
- I wheel-ly like you!
- I love you s’more and ‘smore each day.
- Orange you glad I’m yours?
- I turtle-y love you.
- I’ll owl-ways love you.
- I think you’re a hunk of purring love!
- I think you’re porcu-fine.
- You’re berry beautiful!
- I whale always love you.
- We’re mint to be!
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
- You make my heart pop!
- Here’s my number, so kale me, maybe?
- I’d never leaf you.
- You are tea-riffic!
- Let’s avo-cuddle!
- You give my life porpoise.
- I’ve got my ion you!
- I love you so much and that’s all rhino!
- I only have fries for you.
- You’re sud-sational!
- I love you butter than everyone else!
- Let’s taco bout getting together!
- We’ve got great chemistry.
- I yam in love with you.
- I’ve goat you, babe!
- I puggin’ love you!
- Whale you be my Valentine?
- I’m a sucker for you!
- I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.
- I hope you have a poppin’ Valentine’s Day!
- I love you once and flor-al!
- I’m fondue you, cutie!
- You’re one in a chameleon.
- Just in queso you didn’t know, we’re meant to be together.
- We’re a matcha made in heaven.
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